The new phone book is here! The new phone book is here!
I find the phone book to be hilarious. It is a stalker’s dream.
So first of all this is how thick the thing is.
I’ve seen playbills that are thicker.
And even that small, everyone is listed several times.
First you have a normal list. Alphabetical by last name.
Then you have by address.
Then you have a little map that shows exactly where everyone lives on a map. I covered names, because this was a bridge too far.
So you’re in three times, and it is still skinny.