Accidental Homesteader

The new phone book is here! The new phone book is here!

I find the phone book to be hilarious. It is a stalker’s dream.

So first of all this is how thick the thing is.

I’ve seen playbills that are thicker.

And even that small, everyone is listed several times.

First you have a normal list. Alphabetical by last name.

Then you have by address.

Then you have a little map that shows exactly where everyone lives on a map. I covered names, because this was a bridge too far.

So you’re in three times, and it is still skinny.

Too funny.